Don't Take Ecstacy  -  by Mindless Drug Hoover
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Capo on second fret. Slow.

Intro:

    1  &  2  &  3  &  4  &
e |----00----00------------|
B |----11----11------------|
G |----00----00------------|
D |----22----22------------|
A |-3--33----33-3-----0--2-|
E |-------3--------3-------|

Verse 1:
C         
Out at a club 'til half past six
     Am
Then home to mum and dad
     F                    Am
I've had no sleep, I'm as white as a sheet
    G7   
I'm feeling pretty bad
   C          
Of all the ideas I've ever had
     Am
Last night's drugs wheren't the best ones
          F
Cos I can talk and drink and smoke and chew
    G7
But swallowing's out of the question

Bridge:
F              G
  All your family
            F                        G
Don't wanna listen to you grind your teeth
F                         G
   Save it up for another day
    F                           G
You know it makes sense, take a tip from me, and...

Chorus:
C        
Don't take esctacy
          F
If you're going round to mum and dad's for tea
  C
Especially not on a Saturday
          G
If you're going round for Sunday lunch
C
Don't take esctacy
          F
If you're going round to mum and dad's for tea
  C    
Unless they're gonna join in the revellry
    G  
And have a bit of acid punch

Verse 2:
I'm pushing food around my plate
And trying not to gurn
I'm feeling in an awful state
And wondering when I'll learn
Not to be so stupid
As to take speed and ecstacy
The night before the Sunday dinner
      With the family

Chorus.

Verse 3:
I wish I hadn't had that extra half
An hour before I left
Just looking at potatoes
Is proving quite a test
I started getting funny looks
On my second bottle of wine
But if I have to eat one piece of food
I think I'll probably die

Chorus.

Chorus 2:
...If you're gonna go on a shopping spree
Especially if you've got an injured knee
Stay home and have some abbey crunch

Chorus 3:
... if you're gonna watch Corination Street
You'll be able to smell Jack Duckworth's feet
Better stick with the Brady Bunch