Woolly Woolly Sheep - by Crimes Against Music
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Words and music - ?

Sing with rustic West-Country accent for maximum
authenticity (or Welsh...)

Chords are E A D E over and over again.

Verse 1:
For many years I've farmed this land
Cattle raised with my young hand
Barley I sow and barley I reap
But dear to my heart are my woolly sheep

Chorus:
Woolly woolly woolly woolly sheep
I dream of you when I'm asleep
When the shearer's done with you
I'll get you with my chopper

Verse 2:
When lambing time did come around
My feet they hardly touched the ground
I worked my sheep for many an hour
My married life it did turn sour
The wife said things had gone too far
I love the sheep or I love her
The time did come when sommat' had to go
She packed her bags a week ago

Chorus.

Verse 3:
Now I've left my farm and i've taken to the hills
'Cos sheep don't pay electricity bills
Don't need no cash, no car no telly 
But I wouldn't say no to a new pair of wellies

Chorus.