Trouser Thieving Scouse Bastard  -  By Crimes Against Music
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Words and music: Jon Trout and Ali Campbell

Verse 1:
G				C9
Dust rising through a sunbeam
D				G				
Saturday morning all around us
G			C9			D
Till I look at my chair back and I find
D7				G, Gmaj7
John Parrot's nicked my trousers

Chorus:

Em7				C
They're not for playing footie
C9					D7
They're the only pair that's lasted
G			  C9
So give me back my trousers
D7			G
You fat scouse bastard

Verse 2:
You've stolen them from Davies
You nicked them off poor Rex
You can keep the ones from Virgo
Just hand me back my kecks

Chorus.