Toilet Rôle  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Words and music: Alan, Steve Jolly and Andy Vine

Lyrics:

  A7                                G7
I got annoyed with a toilet roll in Clayponds in the morning 
                                 (a wa  wa    wa     wa)
D                                  G7               A7
I could not stand to see it so, it needed sorting out
    A7                            G7
And as I turned the roll around a thought in me was dawning
                               (a wa         wa     wa wa)
D                         A7            
I'd start up a society of toilet roll geometry

G           A         E
Toilet roll orientation
Preach it to the nation
Learn the correct rotation
Or risk humiliation