The Tea Song  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Words and music by Alan

Verse 1:
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All out of tea 
And I ain't got a scooter
All out of tea
And I ain't got a scooter
All out of tea
All out of PG
All out of tea
All out of tea

Chorus:
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For a while you had me nearly
I don't see things that clearly
You know things aren't that bad really
Just a very simple lack of tea

Verse 2:
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All out of mugs
We still got some whisky
All out of mugs 
But still got some whisky
All out of mugs
And cups and glasses too
All out of mugs
All out of mugs

Chorus.

Crap solo.

Chorus.