The Story of Phil - by Crimes Against Music
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Words and music by Alan

Verse 1:
  C#
I went to a party
Fm
  Drank a little beer
B
I played a bit of guitar
Ebm
Fell asleep on the couch

Break:
B            F#m         E
And while it all went on around me
         Bm       D
I was so soundly asleep

Chorus 1:
Am               G
I woke up on the HMS Endurance
Am                    G
Thumping head and the deck was my bed
D                     Am             C
  They'd taken me for three years of bondage
G                      D
  When I get back I'll nearly be dead

Verse 2:
     A
Took me to the Antarctic
         C#m
Met some pengiuns on the way
          G
Gave me a tent and some research
        Bm
This is where you will stay
  A 
I featured in a song by CAM
   C#m
To raise awareness of my plight

Break:
B              F#m         E
  And while it all went on around me
         Bm      D
I was so soundly asleep

Chorus 2:
Am              G
I woke up in my little orange tent
Am   G
All alone on the ice
D                Am           C
  I'm suspicious of this word bondage
G                         D                
  And these penguins have curious smiles
E    C    G       A
Yeah yeah take me home
Yeah yeah take me home
Yeah yeah take me home
Yeah yeah take me home tonight

Verse 3:
At last my time was nearly over
And I had served them quite well
So they threw a little party for me
I had some beer and passed out

Break.

Chorus 3:
I woke up in my little orange tent
A pengiun said "I didn't expect you back so soon."
And I looked out and my ship was a-sailing
If they come back I know I'll be dead
Yeah yeah take me home
Yeah yeah take me home
Yeah yeah take me home
Yeah yeah take me home tonight