The Slug Song - By Crimes Against Music
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Words and music: Alan

D          A            C   Em
We went to Wales in the HMS Lada
Phil's the driver and he's driving harder
Up in the tracks above Betws-y-Coed
He lifted his foot and the clutch exploded

We couldn't get to the campsite so
We set up camp at the side of the road
With a bridge over the river to keep out the wet
Trees to sleep under we didn't need tents

F7                          G7
Out in the dark and crowded forests there's a slimey menace
F7                         G7
Waiting growing fat in the torrential rain I've no chance of escaping

D     A          C       Em
A giant slug is following me
Out in the woods where I'm sleeping free
He'll home right in on my bodily heat
And crawl right in and go to sleep

F7                              G7
I wake up in the middle of the night a strange sensation
F7                            G7
In my hair I reach up and the slug is there
C              G                         D            G
Slugs don't make good hair care products even though they might
C              G                           D
So if you're bivvying out in Wales, take my advice -
(D)                          G
Close your bivvy bag for the night

repeat:
a giant slug .... 
to end