IVOR DELAFIELD    -    By Crimes Against Music
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Words and music - Alan and Jeremy Thomson

G  - 3 5 5 4 3 3
C  - x 3 2 0 1 0 
F  - 1 3 3 2 1 1
A  - 5 7 7 6 5 5 
B7 - 0 2 1 2 0 2
Bb7- x 1 0 1 0 1
D9 - 3 3 3 5 4 5

Verse 1:
     G              C              F             G
     This is the    story of a     man we        hate
     G              C              F             C
  To hear the       tale you won't have to       wait
     G              C              F             G
  We know him from  way back, we   wrote to      him
     G              C              F             C
Said he could       help, he could fit us        in


Bridge:
      G                A
      We stayed in his hut
      G                A       B7     Bb7     B7
While he abbed off the rocks


Chorus:
D9                  G 
Ivor Delafield's a  bastard, cuntface
Ivor Delafield's a  bastard, knobhead
Ivor Delafield's a  shithead, tosspot
Ivor Delafield's a  wanker, fuck him
Ivor Delafield's a  arsehole bugger
Ivor Delafield's a  uphill gardener
Ivor Delafield's we hate you, kill you
Ivor Delafield's    bashes the bishop
Ivor Delafield's a  fascist bastard
     D            A         G7
He's really not a very nice man

Verse 2:
We went up there in a Transit van
There was no bus booked, it was down to Dan
When we got there it was muddy and grim
We cleaned it up - it was just for him

Break: B7    Bb7    B7

Verse 3: 
He came up the very next day
Looked at the hut, said "they'll have to pay."
"No spoons in the shutters, they're not secure
You'll never come back up here no more."

Bridge.

Chorus.

Verse 4:
Harrisons Rocks will never be the same
All he did was abseil when he came
BMC members, they told him "no"
But it was too late, those grooves did show

Break.

Verse 5:
His reply to them was clear enough
He just told them they could all 'go away'
"A committee member, I'll do as I please"
Now they're slagging him off in the OTE

Bridge.

Chorus.

Pandemonium.