Death of CAM  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Music: Alan and Steve Jolly
Words: Alan, Steve Jolly, Andy Vine, Tom Padgham, Fred Maquet, Damian Fell

Warning: Chords have not been notated in the normal way, because they range from
the unrecognisable to the unnotatable. Anyone supplying a convincing looking set
of chord names to this song wins Alan's left big toe.

Verse 1:
 
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B|-0-0-0-0-0-0-
G|-4-3-3-4-3-4-
D|-4-4-2-2-2-2-
A|-2-4-2-2-2-2-
E|-0-2-0-0-0-0-

Out in the days of grief and pain
There was only CAM
Detuned guitars and bad breath
Oh such nasty sounds
But their work is over now
The writing's on the wall
Something stole the show from them
We don't need them at all

Bridge:

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B|-0-0-0-0-
G|-5-7-9-9-
D|-5-7-7-9-
A|-3-5-5-7-
E|-0-2-0-0-

So take your seats for the death of CAM

Verse 2:

Father tell your children
Not to play alone
Look left and right and left again
Before you cross the road
There's a squirrel there for you
Let Tufty hold your hand

Bridge.

Chorus:

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B|-0-0-0--0-0-0
G|-8-3-11-4-6-1
D|-9-4-12-5-7-2
A|-9-4-12-5-7-2
E|-7-2-10-3-5-0

And now it's gone 
And now it's gone
Do you dare listen to the new sound?
In this new age
The time has changed
Do you really think you'll cope with it?

Verse 3:

Take your mother to the convent
Keep her somewhere safe
Torture terror Margret Thatcher
Misery and pain
Fear of parsnips in your garden
You eat them just the same

Bridge, Chorus.

Outro:

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B|-0--0-0-
G|-12-9-4-
D|-10-7-2-
A|-10-7-2-
E|-0--0-0-

Oooh ha hadry woo ha. Haaaaaa-wa! Ke wa thump ba! 
Haaaaaaaaa slap! Tinkle slap! 
Urhhhhhh bap! Beep beep beep arghhhhhhhh k-thrang!