The Demonstrator  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Words and music: Alan

Another Punk song

A - 5 7 7 6 5 5 
E - 7 7 9 9 9 7
B - 7 9 9 8 7 7  

Verse 1:
E       A            B 
I wanna be a demonstrator
I wanna earn easy cash
I wanna hang around lab drinking coffee all day
And tell the kids to go screw

Chorus:
A                    E
I wanna be a demonstrator 
                        EIGHT QUID FIFTY AN HOUR
I wanna be a demonstrator 
                        EIGHT QUID FIFTY AN HOUR
I wanna be a demonstrator 
                        EIGHT QUID FIFTY AN HOUR
etc.

Verse 2:
I hate the bloody demonstrator, she said
He's such a git he's so superior
He gave me crap marks and he put me down
He made me feel so inferior

Chorus.

Bridge:
Get home one day
And everybody hates me
I'm just a demonstrator
And I'm getting so paranoid
And I'm getting so paranoid
And I'm getting so paranoid
		kill the demonstrator
And I'm getting so paranoid
		kill the demonstrator
And I'm getting so paranoid
		kill the demonstrator    X lots
Aggggghhhhhh!!!

Verse 3:
I want to be a Felix printer, he said
Work all day and get shite all
Then the tyrant makes me deliver
That crappy mag as well

Other chorus:
A                    E
I wanna be a Felix printer
                         FOUR QUID TWENTY AN HOUR 
A                    E
I wanna be a Felix printer
                         FOUR QUID TWENTY AN HOUR 
A                    E
I wanna be a Felix printer
                         FOUR QUID TWENTY AN HOUR 

Chorus.

accel. etc.