Customs Man  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Words & music: Fred Maquet

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I am the customs Man
					  
I'll break you guitar

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And your amp, your amp your aaaaamp

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I am the security man
						
I'll nick your ruscksack 

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And your saaandals, your saaaaandals,  your saaaandals

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I am the brick on the floor,
				   				
I'll break your ankle

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And more, and more, and moooore,

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I learnt the guitar, coz of a broken ankle    x lots