Colonel Wickey  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Music - The Pink Floyd
Word - Crimes Against Music

E7+9 0 7 6 7 8 0
A  - 5 7 7 6 5 5 
A7 - 5 7 5 6 5 5 
Ab - 4 6 6 5 4 4
G  - 3 5 5 4 3 3 
D  - 5 5 7 7 7 5
C  - 3 3 5 5 5 3

Riff 1:
       1   2   3   4     1   2   3   4     1   2   3   4
e ---|-------------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0--|
B ---|-------------8---|-----8-------8---|-----8-------8--|
G ---|-------------7---|-----7-------7---|-----7-------7--|
D ---|-------------6---|-----6-------6---|-----6-------6--|
A ---|-2-3-2-------7---|-----7-------7---|-----7-------7--|
E -0-|-------3b0---0--0|-0-0-0---0---0---|-0---0-0-0-0-0--|

Riff 2:
    1   2   3   4    1   2   3   4
e |----------------|----------------|
B |----------------|----------------|
G |----------------|----------------|
D |---4-3----------|----------------|
A |-2-----2-----2--|----------------|  ( b = slight bend on
E |---------3b5---0|-2---2---2---2--|    previous note)

Verse 1:
A          C  D                  A
Doctor Wickens Got his viva in a dream
Riff 1                 
From his majesty the queen.
Riff 1
His boots were very clean
A       C   D                A
Doctor Wickens now in Antarctica
Riff 1
He says it's very cold
Riff 1
When he gets back he'll be old

Chorus:
Bm / Riff 2                     F#
Oh dear oh dear are they really sad for me?
Bm / Riff 2                      F#
Oh dear oh dear will they really laugh at me?
D                                 G 
Mrs Wickens, you must be proud of him
D                            G
Mrs Wickens, another drop of gin?

Bridge (with kazoo / comb):

A  Ab G  D  A7 D  G  D  A7 D

Verse 2:
Doctor Wickins, rogering penguins
He makes them very sore, 'Cos he hasn't got a whore

Outro:
Mrs Wickens, you must be proud of him
Mrs Wickens, another drop of gin?
etc.