Browneye Chris  -  by Crimes Against Music
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Words - Alan. Music - Alan and Jeremy Thomson

verse chord fingerings:

D  -  5 5 7 7 7 x  
A  -  5 7 7 6 5 5
G  -  3 5 5 4 3 3
F# -  2 4 4 3 2 2
G# -  4 6 6 5 4 4

chorus fingerings:

B -  7 9 9 8 7 7
C# -  9 11 11 10 9 9
G# -  4 6 6 5 4 4
Ebm -  6 6 8 8 7 6
F# -  9 9 11 11 11 x

Verse 1:
D       
Down at Cornwall for the surfing
A       
Chris can't really fit his bum in
G                              F#
The wetsuit's too tight and he hasn't shrunk
D                  
And he's not wearing 
             G#
any swimming trunks


Chorus (with harmony!):
B        C#          G#       B
Browneye Chris not a sight to miss
         B           Ebm
He's the naked civil servant
F#             C#
And a bit of a pervert  [repeat last two lines randomly]


Verse 2:
Abseiling down at Chair Ladder
Antoine down below
Looks up and can't see a thing
Out of the sky comes Chris' ring

Chorus.

Verse 3:
Round at Chris' for a barbie
Queen of the Desert on the stereo
Out of the fire and smoke he comes
Clothes are for people who've got fat bums

Chorus.

Alternative Chorus:
B          Ebm
Alan wanks on
F#         C#
Alan wanks on
...Ad absurdum